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Our Top Dad Jokes

Dad jokes, although they have a long history from many dads, the term is a relatively new phenomenon. Generally, a short inoffensive joke consisting of a pun, one-liner or question or answer, chances are you have either delivered or been on the receiving end of a Dad Joke. Instead of receiving a laugh, these jokes are frequently met with an eye-roll or ‘Daaaaaadddd’. Here are our top Dad Jokes – which one is your favourite?

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1. I’M HUNGRY
Kid: I’m hungry
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.

2. DIRECTIONS
My wife say’s I have zero sense of direction. So I packed up my things and right

3. KIDNAPPED!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local school? It’s okay, he woke up!

4. MEASUREMENTS
Dad: Gets out a tape measure and starts measuring his kid.
Kid: ??
Dad: I am measuring your patience

 

5. SUNBURN
Daughter: I got sunburn
Dad: No, you got daughter-burn

6. TV TIME
Kid: Can I please watch TV?
Dad: Yes, but you can’t turn it on

7. VELCRO
I wouldn’t buy anything with Velcro… it’s a rip off!

8. HAIRCUT
Kid: Did you get a hair cut?
Dad: I got them all cut

9. BROOM
There is a new style of broom out… it is sweeping the Nation

10. PLANE
Dad: Did you hear about the plane?
Kid: ?
Dad: Never mind, it’s over your head

What is your best (worst?) Dad Joke. Let us know, we’d love to hear them!

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